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The secret to having a
good married life is to understand
that marriage must be total,
it must be permanent
and it must be equal.

God proved his sense of humor
when he matched you and I together.
He also proved he's a genius.

Each anniversary that passes
it gets a little easier for me
to accept that fact that
I will be with you for the rest of my life.

The longer we're married
the more I realize that
I got the good end of the deal,
and I thought you got a steal
when we got married.

The grass is always greener
on the other side of the fence.
Remember, all fences have a purpose.
Good fences protect what is yours
and remind you of what is another's.
Build such fences together
and repair them promptly when needed.

I have now been married ten years....
I am my husband's life
as fully as he is mine....
To talk to each other is
but a more animated
and an audible thinking.

 

Today we celebrate
your most difficult accomplishment,
staying married to me all these years.

One day a year to recognize
364 other days of putting up with me,
it doesn't seem fair.
Thank you for working so hard
and putting up with me.

I still can't think of any reasons
you would put up with me all these years.
I'll try again next year.

 

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