Cute Love Quotes

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Love: The most fun you can have without laughing.

How do you know if a man's sexually satisfied?
He's snoring.

What do men consider foreplay?
Buying Dinner.

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech
when words become superfluous.

If you want me to fall for you,
you got to give me something worth tripping over

If being in love was a crime,
I would be guilty as charged

Before you fall in love,
make surer there is someone there to catch you

If a rose is supposed to represent love,
then why does it wither up and die?

Friends are like bras,
They're close to your heart and there for support.

Sometimes I wonder if men and
women really suit each other.
Perhaps they should live next door
and just visit now and then.

Honeymoon: A short period of doting
between dating and debating.

Love: the delusion that one woman differs from another.

Love is a fire.
But whether it is going to warm your heart
or burn down your house,
you can never tell.

No man is truly married until he
understands every word his wife is NOT saying.

It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember who gets tied up.

Love is like pi - natural, irrational,and very important.

Love me for my mind and not my body
play with my body and not my mind

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