Marriage SMS
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Marriage is a three ring circus:
an engagement ring,
a wedding ring,
and suffering
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Before Marriage:-
He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait
she:do you want me 2 leave?
He: No! don’t even think about it
She: do you love me ?
He:ofcourse! over n over!
She:have u ever cheated on me?
He:No!y r u even asking?
She:will u go on wid me on picnic?
He:every chance I get!
She:will u hit me ?
He:R u crazy?I’m not that kind of person!
She:can I trust u?
He:yes..
She: Darling!
After marriage…
Now simply read from bottom to top
(Read Related : Wedding
Crashers)
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Funny Oxymoron's:
(An oxymoron is usually defined
as a phrase in which two words
of contradictory meaning
are brought together)
1) Clearly misunderstood
2) Exact Estimate
3) Small Crowd
4) Act Naturally
5) Found Missing
6) Fully Empty
7) Pretty ugly
8) Seriously funny
9) Only choice
10) Original copies
&
the Mother of all
11) Happily Married
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A Couple Before Marriage
"MAD" For Each Other ...
After Marriage
"MADE" For Each Other ...
And
A Few Years Later
"MAD" Because Of Each Other...
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When a man holds a woman's hand
Before marriage,
Its love;
After marriage
Its self defence
(Read Related : License
To Wed)
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Marriage is like a public toilet
Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
& Those inside are desperate to come out..
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