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Naughty SMS

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Hi, I am an alien and
I'm checking for some chicks
in your phonebook..

Searching..
Searching..
Searching..

Sorry,no chicks found! Gay?

Conclusion: You Are Gay!

(Read Related : Picture SMS)

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Love is a gamble,
Sex is a game,
Boyz do the thing
Girls get the blame,
1 night in pleasure
9 months of pain
1 day in hospital and
a junior needs a name

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Hi, I am an alien
and I've just transformed
into your phone and
right now I'm having sex with your finger.
I know you like it,
because you're smiling now!!

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When I was young,
I begged God for a mobile,
But realized God does not work that way...
So, I stole a mobile and
begged for forgiveness!

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You got STYLE...
You got SEX-APPEAL...
You got the BRAINS...
and you sure as hell got the BODY....
WAIT!!!!!...
SORRY....
wrong number

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Children use their thumb to suck,
Illiterate use their thumb as signature,
But monkey uses their thumb to read SMS!
Now dont change ur finger!

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21st Century Is Truly LIFELESS:
Communication: WIRELESS
Cooking:FIRELESS
Youth:JOBLESS
This Msg: MEANINGLESS
Sender:PRICELESS
Reader:USELESS.

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