Naughty SMS Jokes
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A rooster & a cat are going over bridge,
the cat slips & falls in river.
Rooster cant stop laughin.
wats D moral?
wherever theres a wet pussy,
theres a happy cock
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Where r u?
U r u not replying?
I m worried coz todays paper I read that
Due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured.
So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.
(Read Related : April
Fool SMS)
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A baby monkey asks his father,
Father why r we so ugly?
The father says to him,
Don't stress my son u should
see the one who is reading this!!
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Kissing at TOP...
Fingering at MIDDLE...
Firing at bottom...
Yes you are right
"CIGARETTE"
'Smoking is injurious to health'
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Scientific Question For U..
How Does Blood Reach Ur Brain,,..
Simple..
Direction Of Liquid Is Always
Towards The EMPTY SPACE.. Hahaha.
(Read Related : Decent
SMS)
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When a man talks dirty 2 a women,
its sexual harassment,
when a women talks dirty 2 a man,
its $$$ per minute!
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o""o (') HELLO!
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( . )Geez som1's got a dirty mind!
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