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Oh! ur phone is working then,
U LIAR!

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Last night some Monkeys
came running to my room.
They wanted to trouble
good people...
I suggested ur name.
They said
"Oh!!!No we cant disturb our Boss... "

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At dis moment in time
10 million people r having sex.
5 million people r drinking coffee.
100 million people r sleeping
& 1 stupid fool is reading my text!
pass on

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hahahahahaha
hahahahahaha
hahahahahihihi
hihihihihihihihihi
hihihihihihihihihi
hihohohohohoho
hohohohohohoho
hohoho
nothing special my friend,

just your face come in my mind.
ha ha ha ha ha ha

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What is the difference
between Monkey & Donkey ?
Monkey saves this message
& Donkey deletes this message.
Choice is urs........

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How do you
occupy an idiot?
press down

How do you
occupy an idiot?
press up

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SOME1
MISSES U
NEEDS U
WORRIES ABOUT U
WANTS 2B WITH U
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& IT AINT ME!

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