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A teacher ask
"wot part of the body goes to heaven first?"
A child replies
"feet - coz every nite
i c my mum with her feet in the air
screamin GOD I'M COMIN!"
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The 10th annual
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He met a lady while browsing.
She unzipped his dotcom
when downloading.
Since he was virus free
he slotted his thumb drive
into her hotmail
she screamed yahoo!
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every1 can c it but only u can feel
its true warmth.
thank u 4 being
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