1. No dates recommended by my mother (moms don't understand the sex appeal factor). 2. No dates recommended by a female (they're too easy on each other). 3. No dates recommended by a single guy friend (if she's so awesome, how come he hasn't asked her out?). In three simple steps, I eliminated ninety percent of all my blind dates, including one recommended by my old friend Karen. She called one evening to tell me that she had become good friends with a beautiful girl who reminded her of me. She said she knew we would hit it off. "Sorry." I said. (Read Related : Amazing Love Stories) To get Karen to stop bothering me about it, I said I would. The girl's name was Susan Maready. I never called her. Just a couple of weeks later, I ran into my old buddy Tod in
the university cafeteria. "Ted," I said. (Read Related : Cool Love Quotes) It was a thin strip of paper from a fortune cookie. The Fortune Cookie Prophecy Part 1 | 2 | 3 | 4
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