Cute Couple Quotes

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A married couple are well suited
when both partners usually feel
the need for a quarrel at the same time.

God made mud,
God made dirt,
God made guys
so girls could flirt!

Ideally, couples need three lives;
one for him, one for her,
and one for them together.

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If high heels
were so wonderful,
men would
still be wearing them.

This would be a much better world
if more married couples were
as deeply in love as they are in debt.

All Men Are Animals;
Some Just Make Better Pets.

It's the good girls
who keep diaries;
the bad girls
never have the time.

Inside me lives
a skinny woman crying to get out.
But I can usually
shut the bitch up with cookies.

In politics,
if you want anything said,
ask a man.
If you want anything done,
ask a woman.

Married couples resemble a pair of scissors,
often moving in opposite directions,
yet punishing anyone who gets in between them.

Guys are like lava lamps
they are fun to look at
just not so bright!

I am a marvelous
housekeeper.
Every time I leave a man,
I keep his house.

Each one of an affectionate couple may be willing,
as we say, to die for the other,
yet unwilling to utter the agreeable word at the right moment

Committee
- a group of men
who keep minutes
and waste hours.

A girl should be two things:
classy and fabulous.

I love him,
O yes I do,
He's for me,
not for you,
And if by chance
you take my place,
I'll take my fist
and smash your face!

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