Exam SMS
Exam SMS 1
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Human brain is the most
Outstanding object in world.
It functions 24 hours a day,
365 days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
And stop only when we enter the examination hall.
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Eq.1:
Study = dont fail
Eq.2:
Dont study = fail
Hence,
Study + dont study = fail + dont fail
Study (1+dont) = fail (1+dont)
Therefore,
study = fail
(Read Related : Marathi
SMS)
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Xams are there,
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair,
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE !!
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First line to write in exams:
All the answers written below
Are imaginary and work of my creative mind.
Any resemblence to text book
Is unintentional and purely accidental
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Cheating in exams is the best exercise
for your reflexes,
your eyes roll to see the answer sheet of your seatmate!
Your ears become sensitive,
even to the softest whispers to get what your
seatmate says!
Your neck stretches either ways to
search for clues!
Your hand copies the answer
faster than ever!
Your feet kicks the chair of
your classmate to let him/her know
that you want to copy!
It's the best way to make urself healthy,
so ROCK ON Yoo CHEATERS! :)
(Read Related : Shayari
SMS)
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Exams are like Girl friends
- Too many questions
- Difficult to understand
- More explanation is needed
- Result is always fail! :D
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It takes 15 trees to
produce the amount
of paper that we
use to write one exam.
join us in promoting the noble
cause of saving trees.
SAY NO TO EXAMS.
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Exam SMS 1
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