How Women Think
FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they
feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine"
to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have
one of those arguments.
FIVE MINUTES
This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes
that your football game is going to last before you take
out the trash, so it's an even trade.
NOTHING
This means "something," and you should be on your toes.
"Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a
woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and
backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that
will last "Five Minutes" and end with "Fine"
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Love Quotes)
GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows)
This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting
upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word
"Fine"
GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows)
This means "I give up" or "do what you want
because I don't care" You will get a "Raised Eyebrow
Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing"
and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five
Minutes" when she cools off. LOUD SIGH This is not
actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood
by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are
an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting
her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"
SOFT SIGH
Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. "Soft Sighs"
mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe,
and she will stay content.
THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman
can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she
wants to think long and hard before paying you back for
whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay"
is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction
with a "Raised Eyebrow."
GO AHEAD
At some point in the near future! re, you are going to be in some
mighty big trouble. PLEASE DO This is not a statement, it is an
offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever
excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have
done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and
you shouldn't get a "That's Okay"
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Women)
THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say you're welcome.
THANKS A LOT This is much different from "Thanks."
A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really
ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her
in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud
Sigh." Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the
"Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing"
Send this to the men you know to warn them about future
arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology.
And send it to your women friends to give them a good laugh!
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