Husband Quotes
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A lover always thinks of his mistress first
and himself second;
with a husband it runs the other way.
A woman worries about the future
until she gets a husband,
while a man never worries about the future
until he gets a wife.
My husband and I have figured out
a really good system
about the housework:
neither one of us does it.
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After marriage, husband and wife
become two sides of a coin;
they just can't face each other,
but still they stay together.
A real man sees the first tear,
catches the second,
and stops the third.
My husband says I feed him
like he's a god:
every meal is a burnt offering.
Marriage is similar to your husband
sprinkling itching powder
in your favorite sneakers.
The relationship must always
be moving in order to ease the discomfort.
The only thing that holds
a marriage together is the husband
being big enough to step back
and see where the wife is wrong
The majority of husbands
remind me of an orangutan
trying to play the violin.
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A good husband is never
the first to go to sleep at night
or the last to awake in the morning.
When a woman marries again,
it is because she detested her first husband.
When a man marries again,
it is because he adored his first wife.
Women try their luck; men risk theirs.
Men do out know their wives well;
but wives know their husbands perfectly
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