Free SMS Jokes
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why do donkeys eat grass?
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oooooooppppsssss!!!!
i'm sorry. it's ur personal matter.
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What did the elephant say to the naked man?
How do you breathe through that thing?
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3 tips to break a mirror:
1. Throw stone on mirror....
2. Take mirror and just drop it....
3. U just go and stand
before the mirror & SMILE. . . .
(Read Related : Funny
Stories to Tell)
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IN case of fire
read this message
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I SAID IN CASE OF FIRE
YOU FUCKING IDIOT.
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Laughing is best medicine,
so laugh,
loudly,
more loudly,
Good..
Now even more louder then loudly,
congrats u have won free entry to,
mental hospital
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I saw u on a road,
U look so beautiful.
u walk as a divine.
when i see u a sweet song
bowled in my heart.
WHO LET THE DOG OUT?
(Read Related : Funny
Love Story)
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Winter comes again n again,
Summer comes again n again,
But the person like you will not come again,
Because GOD never makes the same mistake
again n again....
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