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Jamie's Girlfriend: Hurry up big boy, I'm naked and I want you
at least twice before Jamie gets home.
Love Actually
(Read Related : When
Harry Met Sally)
Mikey, DJ interviewer: How do you think this new record
compares to your old, classic stuff?
Billy Mack: Oh come on Mikey, you know as well as I do the
record's crap. But wouldn't it be great if number one this
Christmas wasn't some smug teenager but an old ex-heroin
addict searching for a comeback at any price? Those young
popsters come Christmas will be stretched out naked with
a cute bird balancing on their balls and I'll be stuck in
some dingy flat with me manager Joe, ugliest man in the
world, fucking miserable because our fucking gamble didn't
pay off. So if you believe in Father Christmas, children,
like your Uncle Billy does, buy my festering turd of a record.
And particularly enjoy the incredible crassness of the moment
when we try to squeeze an extra syllable into the fourth
line.
Mikey, DJ interviewer: I think you're referring to "If
you really love Christmas..."
Billy Mack: "Come on and let it snow". Ouch.
Mikey, DJ interviewer: So, here it is one more time, the
dark horse for this year's Christmas number one, "Christmas
Is All Around". Thank you, Billy. After this, the news.
Is the new prime minister in trouble already?
Love Actually
Harry: What is this we're listening to?
Karen: Joni Mitchell.
Harry: I can't believe you still listen to Joni Mitchell.
Karen: I love her. And true love lasts a lifetime. Joni Mitchell
is the woman who taught your cold English wife how to feel.
Harry: Did she? Oh well that's good. I must write to her some
time and say thanks.
Love Actually
(Read Related : True
Love Stories)
Colin: I have just worked out why I can never find true
love.
Tony: Why's that?
Colin: English girls. They're stuck up, you see. And
I am primarily attractive to girls who are... you
know, cooler. Game for a laugh. Like American girls.
So I should just go to America. I'd get a girlfriend
there instantly. What do you think?
Tony: I think it's... crap, Colin.
Colin: No, that's where you're wrong.
[smiling]
Colin: American girls would seriously dig me with my cute
British accent.
Tony: You don't have a cute British accent
Colin: [excitedly] Yes I do! I'm going to America.
Tony: Colin, you're a lonely, ugly arsehole. You must accept
it.
Colin: Never. I am Colin, god of sex. I'm just on the wrong
continent, that's all.
Love Actually
Sam: But you know the thing about romance is people only get
together right at the very end.
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