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Abortion in Ears Part 1
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My wife is an Ear, Nose and Throat Surgeon
while I am a Gynaecologist. This can lead to some
complications as I recently learned to my anguish.
A General Practitioner called me up and told me that
she is sending a patient of hers for an abortion.
Unknown to me, she had also referred a female for
removal of earwax to my wife.
I duly informed the receptionist to send the patient right in
as she was expected. Due to Murphy’s Law, it was natural
that the patient who wanted wax removed from her ear end up with
me. This is the conversation that I had with the patient.
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"Please come in and be seated." I said
with a big smile.
I always have a big smile when I am going to earn
some money. The patient gave a feeble smile and sat
hesitantly on the edge of the chair.
"Relax."
"Doctor, will this hurt a lot?"
"Not at all."
The patient relaxed visibly.
"You know something, Doctor, we tried removing
it at home but we failed."
I was shocked.
"Thank God. Trying this at home can cause serious
complications."
"I first tried to remove it by jumping up and
down, but it just wouldn't budge."
I smiled and said, "If it were that easy, who
would need doctors?"
She gave a cute smile and said, "Yeah! My neighbour
tried to remove it with his finger, but the hole is
so small that he used a hair pin."
"Oh my God!"
"Yes! My mother even tried removing it with a
matchstick."
My blood pressure was shooting skywards. I just sputtered
without uttering a word.
"Tell me, doctor, how do I avoid getting this
dirt inside me?"
I knew that it was an unwanted pregnancy but calling
it dirt was simply too much.
I replied a bit angrily, "There are tablets which
can prevent this from happening. Either that or you
could use protection at night."
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Now it was the patient's turn to be confused.
"You mean to say that it only happens at night?"
I saw her point.
"No! No! I meant anytime of the day. Whenever you are in
the mood, you should use protection."
She was left even more confused.
"It depends on my moods?"
Again I saw her point.
"My mistake. You need not be in any sort of mood. It just
happens."
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