SMS Jokes In English
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This cat, is cat,
a cat, good cat,
way cat, to cat,
keep cat, a cat,
idiot cat, busy cat,
for cat, 20 cat,
seconds cat!
Now read it all without the word cat!
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Nobody teaches
Volcanoes to erupt,
Tsunamis to devastate,
Hurricanes to sway around
&
no one teaches
How to choose a Wife,
NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN.
(Read Related : The
English Patient)
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I look at the moon,
the moon is beautiful...
I look at you...
I...
I...
I'd rather look at the moon again.. ;)
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Twinkle Twinkle Little Star..
You should Know What you R..
and Once you Know What you R..
Mental Hospital is not So Far..
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whenever u feel sadness in your HEART,
blackness in your EYES,
paleness on your FACE,
fragrance in your BODY,
it shows u are suffering lack of vitamin "ME".
(Read Related : Simple
Love Quotes)
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I'm at the police station.
The police caught me
& filed a case against me
"possession of good looks".
I 'm doomed!
I need someone ugly
2 bail me out-so hurry up!
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