Spread
Release Date:
August 14, 2009
Runtime: 97 min
Language: English
Tagline: It's
a business doing pleasure.
Director: David Mackenzie
(Read Related : A
Guy Thing)
Who's In It:
Anne Heche as Samantha
Ashton Kutcher as Nikki
Margarita Levieva as Heather
Maria Conchita Alonso as Ingrid
Sebastian Stan as Harry
Hart Bochner as Will
Sonia Rockwell as Christina
Soundtrack / Songs: No known
soundtracks yet.
(Read Related : The
Other Boleyn Girl)
Quotes From Spread:
Nikki: My whole life it was obvious I was going
to end up in this city. I don't want to be arrogant
here, but I'm an incredibly attractive man. I can't
help it, I don't try to be, I just am. When I was
a kid my mother's best friend used to tell me that
I was gonna be a little heart breaker. Turns out she
was right. Her husband came home from work one day
and found us fuckin' on the Stairmaster. Los Angeles,
California - that's where all the beautiful little
heart breakers go to live the dream. 30,000 of them
arrive here every single month. 30,000 prom kings
and queens, and Little Miss Cute Tits every one of
them with stars in their eyes and a dream in their
heart. When I first came out here, I had a dream -
a dream of an easy life. I was gonna get rich from
lyin' around having my picture taken. I was gonna
live in the hills and drive a noisy yellow sports
car and f*ck 6' girls who weighed 89 lbs. Guess what?
Most of it came true.
Nikki: They say you gotta kiss a lot of frogs to
find your prince. But in this town everyone thinks
they're royalty. And the frogs don't stand a chance.
Nikki: It doesn't matter if you can cook or not.
Women grade on effort. It's almost better when the
meal's a flop. It shows you're willing to make a fool
of yourself. It's all about creating equity. Think
of it as a point system. One for flowers, two for
dinner, three for an orgasm. You need 26 points for
them to trust you. And then you can go back to watching
football.
Nikki: You know what your problem is? You care too
much. You gotta cut out the conversation, right? And
just say something to piss 'em off.
Harry: Why?
Nikki: 'Cause once you piss 'em off, you set up the
apology. And once you apologize you look like a sensitive
guy.
Harry: I am a sensitive guy.
Nikki: All right, but you've gotta look like a rebel
before you look like a sensitive guy.
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