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Sex is a momentary itch,
love never lets you go.
For me, love is very deep,
but sex only has to go a few inches.
Remember, if you smoke after sex
you're doing it too fast.
Don't knock masturbation
- it's sex with someone I love.
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I'm such a good lover
because I practice a lot on my own.
Sex relieves tension
- love causes it.
sex is simple, love stings afterwards.
I haven't trusted polls
since I read that 62% of women
had affairs during their lunch hour.
I've never met a woman in my life
who would give up lunch for sex.
It isn`t premarital sex
if you have no intention of getting married.
Sex is God's joke on human beings.
There is nothing safe about sex.
There never will be.
Sex is the most fun
you can have without laughing.
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Men get laid, but women get screwed.
The Love Bird is 100% faithful to his mate,
as long as they are locked together in the same cage.
Condoms aren't completely safe.
A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a
Sex is better than talk...
Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to sex.
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