Relationship Quotes
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To My Very Fit Spouse,
I promise I'll go the extra mile
in our relationship if
you will just go the extra foot.
That's all it would take for you
to carry your dirty dishes
from the sink to the dishwasher.
My best birth control now
is just to leave the lights on.
If you're not happy being single,
you'll never be happy in a relationship.
Get your own life first,
then share it.
No relationships can work
until a boyfriend
can understand every word
that the girlfriend is NOT saying
Some people ask
the secret of our long marriage.
We take time to go to a restaurant
two times a week.
A little candlelight, dinner,
soft music and dancing.
She goes Tuesdays,
I go Fridays.
Behind every successful man is a woman,
behind her is his wife.
Do you know what it means to come home
at night to a woman who'll give you a little love,
a little affection, a little tenderness?
It means you're in the wrong house,
that's what it means.
The more I know about men
the more I like dogs.
The biggest mistake is believing
there is one right way to listen,
to talk, to have a conversation
- or a relationship.
If the effort that went in research
on the female bosom had gone into our space program,
we would now be running hot-dog stands on the moon.
When it comes to relationships,
everyone's a used car salesman.
Love people, just don't trust the warranty.
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