Funny Relationship
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The most important thing in a relationship
between a man and a woman
is that one of them
be good at taking orders
No matter the distance
between our hearts,
I will pay for the long distance calls
to hear your heart.
A married man should forget his mistakes;
no use two people
remembering the same thing.
(Read Related : How
to Make a Woman Happy)
I haven't spoken to my wife in years.
I didn't want to interrupt her.
If a woman insists on being called Ms,
ask her if it stands for miserable.
You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women,
but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb
guy.
How can a woman be expected
to be happy with a man who insists
on treating her as if
she were a perfectly normal human being.
We (wives) control fifty percent of a relationship.
We influence one hundred percent of it.
A relationship, I think, is like a shark, you know?
It has to constantly move forward or it dies.
And I think what we got on our hands is a dead shark.
(Read Related : Battle
Of The Sexes)
Women: Can't live with them,
Can't bury them in the backyard without the neighbours
seeing.
Give a man a free hand
and he'll run all over you
The key to a good relationship is the key.
Give me back the key.
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