Sarcastic Love Quotes
Sarcastic
Love Quotes Part 1
Love is something you fall into,
and then crawl out of...
I feel so miserable without you,
it’s almost like having you here.
Love is a minefield.
You take a step and
get blown to pieces
put yourself back together again
and stupidly take another step.
I guess that's human nature.
It hurts so much to be alone
that we'd all rather blow up than be single.
(Read Related : Insult
SMS)
He was happily married
- but his wife wasn’t.
I like you.
People say I’ve got no taste,
but I like you.
Love is a hole in the heart.
Some things are not meant to last,
they just take a place in your heart
and make you smarter the next time.
By the time you swear you're his,
shivering and sighing,
and he vows his passion is infinite, undying...
Lady, make note of this: One of you is lying.
The more beautiful the woman
is who loves you,
the easier it is to leave her
with no hard feelings.
(Read Related : Gender
Wars)
Virginity can be cured.
I love you and it's getting worse.
Love is like a roller coaster,
when it's all over you throw up!
If you love someone set them free.
If they come back, set them on fire.
What did I do to give you the impression
I actually care about what you think?
Money can’t buy love,
but it sure gets you
a great bargaining position.
Shopping is better than sex.
At least if you're not satisfied,
you can exchange it for something you really like.
Sometimes I need what
only you can provide: your absence.
Sarcastic Love Quotes
Part 1
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